February 2012
24 posts
“I knew there were things I should never find beautiful like death and girls.”
– Andrea Gibson (via thatgaykid)
And I will never miss my sister's birthday again.
1:44pm
I woke up at 10.
Still drunk.
hahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Did you have fun?
Did you make friends? :3<
Yes.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~
My favorite part of the night was when this guy Will and this girl Alex decided they were my “party parents”
and forced me to puke in a garbage bag outside.
And then called me the classiest puker they’ve ever...
i feel weird
i think it’s becaauyse i am not with my sister and imiss her and it is her birthday and it makes me sad i want to be there and i love her and uuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh gonna eat plantain chips and watch xena and drink
Anonymous asked: Do you think we should boycott straight people?
feelings i have today (trigger warning for...
extranjero:
I am not going to do a very good job of verbalizing this because I have a paper due in less than two hours and because I’m angry, but here goes. I AM FEELING THESE FEELS TODAY.
When someone tells you they’ve been raped or harassed or assaulted, BELIEVE THEM. It’s highly unlikely that they’re “lying for attention,” and if they fucking are, it’s probably indicative of some other...
Cosmo Sex Tip
diacrit:
shoot him
shoot him in the knee with a gun
liquidiousfleshbag:
It really upsets me when people post addict-shaming shit on the internet because, while I don’t do drugs anymore, I’ll always be an addict. I’ll always crave substances at the first sign of an upset, and I’ll always dream about drugs.
So, if you think addicts deserve whatever shit they get, then I hope you have a horrible life because you’re a horrible person and I have no...
there needs to be a how-to manual for 'how to get...
extranjero:
youarenotyou:
ffffuuuuuuu
this has worked for me in the past (which is to say like, less than a handful of times because sex when you have anxiety lololol):
consume drugs and/or alcohol until you are no longer aware of your social anxiety (this may take a while. pace yourself.)
become uncharacteristically flirty and lose an article of clothing or something
get explicit and...
January 2012
116 posts
Last night
Was interesting and very pleasant in many ways. Today should be similar. I need to get my shit done, however.
4 tags
Xena
Are you… saving Ulysses from walking off the ship by singing better or more alluringly than sirens? What are you even. What? Stop vocalizing and shit.
OkCupid confuses me
ftmark:
emphasize:
Because they’ll ask me questions like “How do you feel about abortion?!” And I’ll answer with things like “YES YES YES YES YES YAY ABORTION ABORTIONS FOR PEOPLE THAT WANT THEM! KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF OTHERS’ UTERUSES. GO CHOICE GO!!!”
And then they’ll ask me questions like “How do you feel about the word queer?” And I’ll answer with “FUCK YEAH! I FUCKIN LOVE THE WORD QUEER!...
unfreshing:
gay guys who freak out about eating a vagina but love rimming
Best use of yes.
Two non-offensive alternatives to the term "spirit...
selchieproductions:
Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.
Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed accessory.
